SMH.

They even photo-shopped the Santa hat on him. They should've photo-shopped a shirt too.

Rating - Emphatically Fail

I don't know what is more disturbing -- that cats are using a fried chicken reference; or that son looks like Dr. M. L. King Jr.

Come on. We can do better.

Rating - Fail

Pick up them toys and clean your room, boy.

Rating - Fail

Is that the same chick from the other cover. And it looks like the fish carry guns down there by the water. I'm glad that I don't live in them parts.

Rating - Fail

Please make note that all of those champagne bottles are "For Promotional Use Only".

Rating - Fail

This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail

Did these guys catch a beating?

Rating - Fail