Let's look this up...

"a crime committed by a person of respectability and high social status in the course of his occupation" - Sutherland, 1949

See -- spilling a little cocaine on your collar is not embezzlement. But at least you got your bottle of Remy.

Rating - Over the Top

SMH.

They even photo-shopped the Santa hat on him. They should've photo-shopped a shirt too.

Rating - Emphatically Fail

I don't know what is more disturbing -- that cats are using a fried chicken reference; or that son looks like Dr. M. L. King Jr.

Come on. We can do better.

Rating - Fail

I'm confused. I see a zombie, a dude in a straitjacket, and a cat burglar(???). And the whole lighting scheme is... confusing. Shackles? Fo' real?

Is the cat burglar giving him one of those Lil' Rascals hot foot with a magnifying glass and intense full moonlight?

Rating - Incomplete

"Autie Em! It's a twister!"

I find it weird that these Category 5 winds (+155mph) can lift impeccably polished cars into the stratosphere, but Hurricane Chris' incredibly baggy pants remain stationary.

Rating - Unbelievable

I didn't know that coke glowed. Really, I didn't. But seriously... look at the size of those guns.

Rating - Over the Top

I don't remember things like this happening in the ghetto. At least the money's not on fire this time.

Rating - Over the Top

Nothing says hot mixtape like a couple of guys posing hard during a downpour of flaming money. This mixtape is so hot that the guy from this cover had to escape his way on to it.

Rating - Over the Top

Rappers have gone over. Their looking to take control of the minions of the night. The Milly Vinilly reference is too vague for someone like me though.

Rating - Deadwood

When did it become fashionable for rappers to carry guitars?

Rating - Unmoving

I really don't know what is being depicted here. I guy in the basement with another guy bound and masked? This is possibly some sort of homage to Pulp Fiction. Because I know he ain't doing nothing with them photoshopped laundry bags lying around everywhere.

Rating - Incomplete

Pick up them toys and clean your room, boy.

Rating - Fail

Is that the same chick from the other cover. And it looks like the fish carry guns down there by the water. I'm glad that I don't live in them parts.

Rating - Fail

This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail

Second guy from the left - "Buy this mixtape, so I can pay my Sidekick bill."

Rating - Incomplete

Did these guys catch a beating?

Rating - Fail