Showing posts with label Loose Change. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loose Change. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

White Collar Crime


Let's look this up...

"a crime committed by a person of respectability and high social status in the course of his occupation" - Sutherland, 1949

See -- spilling a little cocaine on your collar is not embezzlement. But at least you got your bottle of Remy.

Rating - Over the Top

Thursday, August 14, 2008




I don't remember things like this happening in the ghetto. At least the money's not on fire this time.

Rating - Over the Top

Wednesday, August 13, 2008




Nothing says hot mixtape like a couple of guys posing hard during a downpour of flaming money. This mixtape is so hot that the guy from this cover had to escape his way on to it.

Rating - Over the Top

Sunday, July 20, 2008




Who is the guy crouching? I keep seeing that same image-crop on a bunch of covers and I'm starting to think he's a gremlin lurking somewhere in the image server. And again with drugs, money and Louis Vuitton. That's the worst photoshopped grow room I've ever seen.

Rating - Incomplete

Thursday, June 26, 2008


Pick up them toys and clean your room, boy.

Rating - Fail

This is a well-themed cover. The Usual Suspects is a film staple and it's poster was appropriate perfection. If these guys could've just realized that posing for a cover isn't an exercise in grillin', they would've made great replica.

Rating - Satisfactory

Wednesday, June 25, 2008



This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail


Let's ask ourselves a few questions. Why is there a broken TV in the field? Who's the homeless guy way in the back? Is that doggy lost? If the sun is setting in the background, why are there glare and shadows from the front? And why the hell is this guy pointing a light gun at me?

Rating - Incomplete

This type of cover always reminds me of baseball cards. A pack will always have one card that's the best of the pack, but not necessarily a good card. Jay-z, Nas and 50Cent; done too death, but not a bad cover.

Rating - Satisfactory


Again with the birds and the money. Have I spotted a trend? To this one's defense, I don't consider it completely bad with all of the warm colors. I just think that it lacks originality and theme. It's entitled "Status", which I guess means access to doves.

Rating - Satisfactory

So my question is simple, "what's with the pigeon?" Let me guess... the pigeon is seeking refuge from those night hawks flying around in the back ground. All that skrilla laying around and nobody thought to buy a better bird. Even Beretta had a cockatoo.

Rating - Incomplete