Let's look this up...

"a crime committed by a person of respectability and high social status in the course of his occupation" - Sutherland, 1949

See -- spilling a little cocaine on your collar is not embezzlement. But at least you got your bottle of Remy.

Rating - Over the Top

I don't know what is more disturbing -- that cats are using a fried chicken reference; or that son looks like Dr. M. L. King Jr.

Come on. We can do better.

Rating - Fail

I'm confused. I see a zombie, a dude in a straitjacket, and a cat burglar(???). And the whole lighting scheme is... confusing. Shackles? Fo' real?

Is the cat burglar giving him one of those Lil' Rascals hot foot with a magnifying glass and intense full moonlight?

Rating - Incomplete

I didn't know that coke glowed. Really, I didn't. But seriously... look at the size of those guns.

Rating - Over the Top

Rappers have gone over. Their looking to take control of the minions of the night. The Milly Vinilly reference is too vague for someone like me though.

Rating - Deadwood

Boo? #1 D-Boy? From the look of that cover the "D" means deceased because he has this eerie glow around him, wafting smoke or ectoplasm, and these random doves. Don't ghosts say "boo!" Good luck with this one kiddo.

Rating - Incomplete

This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail

Okay, we get it already. Rappers cook crack.

Rating - Satisfactory

This type of cover always reminds me of baseball cards. A pack will always have one card that's the best of the pack, but not necessarily a good card. Jay-z, Nas and 50Cent; done too death, but not a bad cover.

Rating - Satisfactory