Showing posts with label Themeless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Themeless. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mmmmm.... Christmas...


SMH.

They even photo-shopped the Santa hat on him. They should've photo-shopped a shirt too.

Rating - Emphatically Fail
Ig'nant Music da Movie


I'm confused. I see a zombie, a dude in a straitjacket, and a cat burglar(???). And the whole lighting scheme is... confusing. Shackles? Fo' real?

Is the cat burglar giving him one of those Lil' Rascals hot foot with a magnifying glass and intense full moonlight?


Rating - Incomplete

Sunday, July 20, 2008




Boo? #1 D-Boy? From the look of that cover the "D" means deceased because he has this eerie glow around him, wafting smoke or ectoplasm, and these random doves. Don't ghosts say "boo!" Good luck with this one kiddo.

Rating - Incomplete



Who is the guy crouching? I keep seeing that same image-crop on a bunch of covers and I'm starting to think he's a gremlin lurking somewhere in the image server. And again with drugs, money and Louis Vuitton. That's the worst photoshopped grow room I've ever seen.

Rating - Incomplete

I really don't know what is being depicted here. I guy in the basement with another guy bound and masked? This is possibly some sort of homage to Pulp Fiction. Because I know he ain't doing nothing with them photoshopped laundry bags lying around everywhere.

Rating - Incomplete

Thursday, June 26, 2008


Pick up them toys and clean your room, boy.

Rating - Fail

Having another guy looking back over your shoulder is suspect. Especially when that guy has a trimmed mustache. I think this is a textbook case of Thuggin' Luv.

Rating - Satisfactory

Wednesday, June 25, 2008



Is that the same chick from the other cover. And it looks like the fish carry guns down there by the water. I'm glad that I don't live in them parts.

Rating - Fail


This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail


Let's ask ourselves a few questions. Why is there a broken TV in the field? Who's the homeless guy way in the back? Is that doggy lost? If the sun is setting in the background, why are there glare and shadows from the front? And why the hell is this guy pointing a light gun at me?

Rating - Incomplete

I want to like this cover, but it's just that there's something about Kanye West. He's supposed to be a superstar here, right?

Rating - Satisfactory Incomplete(I just noticed Kanye's pink tears)

At first I thought that this cover didn't warrant a review. It hardly even caught my attention. I mean, it's just duke on the cover of his mixtape; self-promo style. Then I saw the two girls making out on top of the kegs. Um... yeah,... sex sells. I guess.

Rating - Incomplete