Where the hell is he supposed to be? Siam in 1944? I don't know; I don't think any Air Force would let some cat in wearing a fitted and polo, no matter who he salutes. Especially if he just finished blazing. How else could you explain the smoke?

Rating - Incomplete

Rappers have gone over. Their looking to take control of the minions of the night. The Milly Vinilly reference is too vague for someone like me though.

Rating - Deadwood

One of my favorite films with one of the best posters. This can't be flawed, except I wonder why someone didn't do it earlier. Is it possible that New Orleans is finally starting to get some shine? Still gotta give the bats a "ghetto birds" tag, though.

Rating - Impressive

Boo? #1 D-Boy? From the look of that cover the "D" means deceased because he has this eerie glow around him, wafting smoke or ectoplasm, and these random doves. Don't ghosts say "boo!" Good luck with this one kiddo.

Rating - Incomplete

This cover would be cliche at best. That is, if there was some improvement to the use of Photoshop Elements. The car looks like it sinking in a pit of mud. The background girl is, without a doubt, a cardboard cutout. As much as I tried in junior high school, I was never able to stack basketballs(let alone with bags of loot) ...the girl giving head's feet are about a yard away. ...giant butterflies ...random poorly cropped fern in the foreground.

Rating - Fail

Let's ask ourselves a few questions. Why is there a broken TV in the field? Who's the homeless guy way in the back? Is that doggy lost? If the sun is setting in the background, why are there glare and shadows from the front? And why the hell is this guy pointing a light gun at me?

Rating - Incomplete

Again with the birds and the money. Have I spotted a trend? To this one's defense, I don't consider it completely bad with all of the warm colors. I just think that it lacks originality and theme. It's entitled "Status", which I guess means access to doves.

Rating - Satisfactory

So my question is simple, "what's with the pigeon?" Let me guess... the pigeon is seeking refuge from those night hawks flying around in the back ground. All that skrilla laying around and nobody thought to buy a better bird. Even Beretta had a cockatoo.

Rating - Incomplete